Originally, this was going to be a much smaller event, but then Fandom had to be Fandom and Portalocity had to be Portalocity, and now Zoe was wondering if there would be enough food for everyone or if she'd have to get things from the local restaurants ( Read more... )

A shipment of paintball guns and ammo came in today. York had no recollection of ordering them and it didn't seem like the type of thing Delta would encourage but he wasn't about to complain. He immediately loaded one and kept it behind the counter. Next time Wash came in here that bitch was gonna get splattered with paint.

[OCD-free]

York didn't really have much to do in the way of work today so he was sitting behind the counter drinking beer and playing online poker. So professional.

So, there was an alien ship over the island. Which was as good a reason for Washington to be back in his armor as anything would ever be.

It was also a good reason for him to be well armed as he eyed the ship. The ship that was just hanging out there.

Wow, this was so much less exciting than it had started out.

[Open, sure!]

Well York had an employee now, which was unexpected. It also came with paperwork that he didn't realize existed. Going on the straight and narrow meant having to actually do his taxes this year. He looked at the W-2 he was supposed to give Bellamy and wondered if the kid would even know how to fill out the thing ( Read more... )

Delta was having one of his quiet days where York guessed he was thinking about the Alpha and his fellow AI. As much as York acted like Delta was a big inconvenience he kind of hated the quiet that came with it. Still, he didn't want to bother the AI. He figured everybody was allowed to have their off days ( Read more... )

The great thing about AI? They were more than happy to do inventory work for you while you sat back with the latest edition of People. Delta didn't mind York's laziness in this case; he always seemed to mess up his extensive system anyway.

[OCD-free!]

A shipment of bright pink sniper rifles somehow made their way to the store and York had no idea who ordered them. Or who would use a bright pink sniper rifle. Didn't seem very stealthy.

Then again, he was the guy with the gold armor so what did he know about stealth?

[OCD-free and SP due to work]

York hadn't remembered ordering a box of shurikens but they had gotten delivered to the place nonetheless. So of course instead of figuring out how the order even got here he had to busy himself with throwing them at the walls. So badass.

[OCD-free]

So York may have owned this store now but that didn't mean he knew how to run it. He had spent years being a thief for a living so going on the straight and narrow was harder that it sounded. Luckily Delta thrived in such an environment and helpfully suggested the first thing they do was take inventory of what they had ( Read more... )